You never learned about Shadorma in grade school? You’re not alone — click through and find out why on Haiku Today . . .
You never learned about Shadorma in grade school? You’re not alone — click through and find out why on Haiku Today . . .
Today’s Daily Post prompt asks:
If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why?
I believe, without a doubt, that the most useless word in the English language is the word “the”, which is also the very first word I would ban from general usage if I were able to do that. I mean, to use that word indicates a single instance of the object “the” is modifying – “the” dog, “the” group – one of each. Coincidentally, the next word(s) I would get rid of is “a” (and “an”), but “the” is a better first choice due to it’s greater length.
So sure, we would be going around sounding like a bunch of Russian immigrants, but can you imagine how much time, money, and text we would save? Books and articles would be significantly shorter, without sacrificing any content. And if, like many other languages, we assumed the default mode of a subject or object to be singular, then articles like “the”, “a”, and “an” really bring nothing to the table – like employees who come to work and consistently goof off all day.
What do you think? Is word “the” necessary thing to have in English language, or not?