So here’s a question: did it ever occur to you I might just be a monster?
I present to you the man – the Greek myth – the blogging legend, SurfClops!!
So I’m sure you might be a little skeptical. But I went to the store during lunch yesterday to replenish my depleted supply of Brachs Starbrite Mints. Unfortunately, “The Man” was all out of them and I was forced to settle for Lifesavers Pep-O-Mints. After about a dozen I’ve decided that they’re an okay stand-in; and kind of fun for selfies.
Rob's Surf Report 
It really does look like an eyeball in your mouth. Very cool. 🙂
😀
I was going to illustrate my displeasure by clenching it in my teeth and scowling, and I ended up discovering the SurfClops instead!
hahaha… thanks for the laugh today, Rob
Hey, you got it!
You should see what I came up with for the Surfotaur. Or not.
Actually, I don’t think that’s appropriate for anyone.
But the Internet would love it!
Surfotaur? Dare I ask, then…?
Let’s just say my mind ran wild when I thought of that one. . . it would probably involve wearing a genuine buffalo skin.