Cards Against Humanity

Ronald Reagan
surprise sex!
Exactly what you’d expect.

Funny story: I’m playing a game with friends called “Cards Against Humanity”, and I draw this black card that says “make a haiku.” Weird, right?? You guys know me! Then I realized that I didn’t post a haiku today. This is destiny, I decided.So . . . This is the haiku that won the round. Needless to say, it doesn’t follow the haiku rules, but I laughed so hard I almost cried; okay, I did cry a little. But I couldn’t stop laughing.

I’ll find a picture later. Stop back if you’re intrigued.

😉