Author: Rob's Surf Report

Rob lives near the geographical center of the North American continent with his wife, daughters, and one very needy cat. Most days he's a member of the law enforcement community, and tries to keep himself sane by making himself both stronger and more creative. His big plan is to find a way back to the coast and to stay there for good so he can surf the livelong day.

Haiku: Renewal

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“. . . life is the principle of self-renewal, it is constantly renewing and remaking and changing and transfiguring itself, it is infinitely beyond your or my obtuse theories about it.”
― Boris Pasternak, Doctor Zhivago

People Are Hilarious: the Smexxi Beast!

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I’m thinking about this fun kind of post I might call something like People Are Hilarious. A photo of something that makes me want to laugh at someone.

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Case in point: I was headed out to the new Clan Ross home this morning with a load of family treasures and found myself sitting at a light behind one Sexy Mexican . . . or is it smelly Mexican? Smelly sex? Is it portmanteau of both smelly and sexy, as in “I am one smexxi sumgun?” I don’t know, but I’m thinking this is a great example of an unfortunate vanity plate choice. And what’s worse is that this person, when applying for the plate, has to explain what it means. What was that like, and how shamelessly and glibly did they blurt it out?

Here’s an idea: this person’s next vanity plate should say SMOOFUS.