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Rob lives near the geographical center of the North American continent with his wife, daughters, and one very needy cat. Most days he's a member of the law enforcement community, and tries to keep himself sane by making himself both stronger and more creative. His big plan is to find a way back to the coast and to stay there for good so he can surf the livelong day.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious – the excitement-inducing bacteria

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See, this is a really good example of how we could take a prompt away from the expected. Everyone should read this and get a taste!

jcbride's avatarJC Bride ~

bacteriaToday’s incredible news is that I was just awarded patent for this strain of bacteria that I recently developed – the Supercalifragilistiexpialidocious.

What does my Supercalifragilistiexpialidocious do? It triggers the nerve cells to cause excitement. The bacteria were cultured within extremely boring environments (e.g. my office during a conference, the car when stuck in traffic, my room while watching an old black and white film, etc.) where they were observed for a week under my microscope.

Next, they were divided into two groups – the control group and experimental group. The control group did not receive any treatment, while the experimental group was further divided into several subgroups. Each subgroup was be exposed to a different form of stimulus, some of which are sugar, pop music, cold temperature, horror movie, romance novel reading, etc. The responses were recorded. The next activity was trying to combine treatments, until unique groups…

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